A kiss - they say is a symbol of love.
When you kiss someone you express a feeling of love, passion, affection, respect and many such wonderful feeling.
You can also kiss a thing or an object, sometimes - A gift given by someone you love, an object that brings out lovely memories of a person far away, a photograph of your loved one, posters of your favourite film stars. But here again, the kiss depicts emotions that are all very nice.
So imagine my horror when I entered the office washroom today and noticed this.
Yes! OMG! Someone had kissed a tile in a public washroom. Why on earth would someone do that?
I freaked out. I even tried to reason it out. And this was the conversation I had with myself...
Me: Okay, the lady had a new lipstick and wanted to check the lipstick shade.
My brain: Damn, there is a mirror, there are tissue papers. The point is that SHE KISSED THE WASHROOM!
Me: Okay, maybe she realised that she had applied a bit too much of lipstick.
My brain: She could have used the tissue paper. BUT SHE KISSED THE PUBLIC LOO!
Me: She probably wanted to check how full her lips look.
My brain (tired): Give up, girl. JUST SEE WHERE SHE KISSED!
Me: You think she was just practicing, kissing.
My brain: (sarcastically) She could have kissed you, for practice. BUT NO!
Me: Maybe she does not like me too much (because I am a little slow when it comes to understanding sarcasm).
My brain: Focus, girl, and give up. We are discussing someone who KISSED A TILE IN THE DAMN LOO.
Me. (finally) I KNOW, DAMN. HOW SICKENING IS THAT!
My brain: I guess people just have weird fetishes...
Me: (sighing) Yeah people do have weird fetishes.