Tuesday, July 15, 2014

People have weird fetishes

A kiss - they say is a symbol of love.

When you kiss someone you express a feeling of love, passion, affection, respect and many such wonderful feeling.

You can also kiss a thing or an object, sometimes - A gift given by someone you love, an object that brings out lovely memories of a person far away, a photograph of your loved one, posters of your favourite film stars. But here again, the kiss depicts emotions that are all very nice.

So imagine my horror when I entered the office washroom today and noticed this.

The mark of a kiss - in the loo

Yes! OMG! Someone had kissed a tile in a public washroom. Why on earth would someone do that?

I freaked out. I even tried to reason it out. And this was the conversation I had with myself...

Me: Okay, the lady had a new lipstick and wanted to check the lipstick shade.

My brain: Damn, there is a mirror, there are tissue papers. The point is that SHE KISSED THE WASHROOM!

Me: Okay, maybe she realised that she had applied a bit too much of lipstick.

My brain: She could have used the tissue paper. BUT SHE KISSED THE PUBLIC LOO!

Me: She probably wanted to check how full her lips look.

My brain (tired): Give up, girl. JUST SEE WHERE SHE KISSED!

Me: You think she was just practicing, kissing.

My brain: (sarcastically) She could have kissed you, for practice. BUT NO!

Me: Maybe she does not like me too much (because I am a little slow when it comes to understanding sarcasm).

My brain: Focus, girl, and give up. We are discussing someone who KISSED A TILE IN THE DAMN LOO.

Me. (finally) I KNOW, DAMN. HOW SICKENING IS THAT!

My brain: I guess people just have weird fetishes...

Me: (sighing) Yeah people do have weird fetishes.




30 comments:

  1. OMG! Speechless.. but my, those lips look so succulent! :P

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  2. For all you know, you may have hugged the lady recently.

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    1. No one I have hugged recently wears lipstick this colour. In fact I also went around looking for ladies with this shade of lipstick.

      I wonder why you made that comment, though?

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  3. Ummmm... Dairy Milk Silk... Maybe someone overdosed and went "Kissss meeeeeee... Close your eyes, and miss me!" Imagine her singing that in the loo, and smooching all the tiles and finally the pot! :P

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  4. OK... now that disgusting song is stuck in my head, and I am visualising the pot sing back "I can feel your lips on my fingertips! And happiness in your eyes!"

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    1. This visual association has been hard-wired into my brain since last night: deeply coloured lips with messy Dairy Milk Silk slathered around them, and a pot stained with 'you-know-poo' and lipstick!

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    2. There was an addition to this conversation which for some weird reason, blogger deleted it. This:

      Me: remember, how, when I was little, that kid from the neighbourhood asked me for a kiss and I said I’d rather kiss the toilet seat than you?

      My brain: erm, it actually was the other way round – you asked for a kiss and he said THAT

      Me: Damn you, brain! That is not true. Anyway, maybe a similar thing happened to this lady and she literally did this.

      Your comments forced me to include that bit of the conversation here! X(

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    3. Hehehe! I have to know the *kid from the neighbourhood*! Remind me again! :D
      And Dairy Milk Silk is just the grossest of all chocolates... I have also associated it with Silk Smitha...

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    4. Hang on! Wasn't anyone from Suyog, I hope? I know a certain elephant-headed neighbouring God was rather besotted by you! :P

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    5. No, you do not know the *kid from the neighbourhood*... :P :P

      And ^%$#^%*&^ for the Suyog one. I feel sick now! :D

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    6. I meant the toilet would seem delectable compared to the Suyog kid. :D

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    7. Wow.. some neighborhood, Diptee di! :D

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  5. Wow! People never fail to surprise me...
    Why would anyone kiss a bathroom tile?!?! O.o
    *sighs*

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    1. What would happen to our blogs without people like these?! :D

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  6. I have kissed on my bathroom mirror to just see how the shape of my lipstick stained lips leave on the glass..
    But public loo? :O

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    1. See, kissing the mirror is fine because Bollywood allows that, remember? :D

      But really, public loo? :O

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  7. Diptee, that looks like a fake. it's probably a gag stamp. ladies in your office have an excellent sense of bathroom humour

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    1. Fake or otherwise, this does prove that they do have an excellent sense of bathroom humour. I should probably work on honing mine. :D

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  8. Maybe she wanted to look at her shade on something black :P
    Eeeeksss though the public loo ... Shheeeesshh :O

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    1. My brain is now getting upset with you for trying to reason it out. :D

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  9. I feel sorry for the person she kissed after this. ._.

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    1. Right. Now, why did I not think about THAT! :\

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  10. This is so...weird...:-O... why and how on earth she did this !!!

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    1. Why - I don't know... How - I can guess. :| :D

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