Thursday, March 19, 2015

I have reasons to believe that I am a vampire

The spice blood tea

My bestie gave me a few packets of 'spiced tea for the body and soul'. It was supposed to have spices (according to the picture on the packet) that would make your body and soul feel good (is what I assume from the name.)

When I drowned the tea bag in a cup of hot water... the colour started changing to a bright blood red. Just like when you stab someone in a swimming pool and pool slowly starts turning red... beautifully... just like that...

Everyone around me cringed at the sight but I... I touched the rim of the cup to my lips and sipped into that elixir with utmost satisfaction and sensual pleasure. It was awesome and all throughout I kept imagining that it was a cup of unicorn blood. This definitely did me good for the body and the soul.



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This has happened once before, when I have thoroughly enjoyed gobbling something that looked extremely grotesque.

The blood and spleen pudding

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And hence, now I have reasons to believe that I am a vampire.



9 comments:

  1. Why did you ever doubt that you are otherwise?

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    1. I was just confused between vampire and werewolf. Pretty sure now.

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  2. Wasn't that the spleen and eyeballs pudding?
    You know, the tiled background of this blog with all the very feral gashes and the blood red streaks implies a more Lycan tendency than a vampiric one. :D

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    1. It was spleen and blood... The eyeballs were missing... :D

      Yep, hence the confusion between vampire and werewolf. :D

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  4. and i waited for my bday special blog.

    nevertheless.


    this is AWESOME>

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    1. This was your birthday special blogpost

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  5. Well Well Well. Will have to take a good look at you in a full moon night.

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  6. quit playing games with my heart.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44

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