My friend, DD and I entered the metro; I noticed a vacant seat; I pushed a couple of people aside and ran towards it; I GOT THE SEAT.
That is not what this post is about. I was just happy about getting the seat. That does not usually happen and I really wanted to mention it here. So that is that. Done.
This post is about the conversation that followed between DD and I. (DD did not get a seat, ha. She was standing there in front of me leaning against the pole. So we had to speak quite aloud to converse.)
DD: That was crazy the way you ran to grab the seat.
Me: A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Awesome is the word. It was awesome the way I got the seat.
DD: CRAZY. By the way, why do you flare your nostril when you are excited.
Me: You mean like this? (flaring my nostrils)
DD: Yeah, why do you do that.
Me: I guess I am related to dragons. I guess... I am a dragon.
DD: No, I am a dragon. look I have dragon teeth. (She twists up her mouth to show me her teeth)
Me: No way, girl. Those are vampire teeth. Totally vampire.
DD: No. I don't like vampire.
Me: Doesn't matter. You are a vampire. I don't like vampires either. I prefer zombies.
DD: WTF! Vampires and zombies are not even related. They don't fall in the same category. That is not even a comparison.
Me: They of course are! They are all related. Vampires, zombies, ghouls, dybbuks... they are all related. And that is irrelevant. You are a vampire and I am a dragon. AND THAT IS COOL.
Then we suddenly realised that people in the metro were giving us weird looks.
I know they were doing that because I shoved few people to get my vacant seat. But hey, come on, I do deserve a seat once in a while. People in the metro can be really weird at times.
PS: I just realised that this is my 99th blog post. Which means my next post has to be really special... Gosh, that is a lot of pressure!