I was sitting on the bed, reading. That is when SSM walked
out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist. (No, this is not an
erotic post.) And then the following conversation took place.
SSM: You know, a funny thing just happened and I have a
feeling you might have an explanation for it.
I looked up from the book and raised my eyebrows.
SSM: I had a bath and then I was wrapping the towel around
my waist when I noticed that the towel does not seem to cover me up right.
Please explain.
Me: Oh that; I cut it up.
SSM: You, what?
Me: I cut up the
towel. And you are right it is not covering you up properly. The thigh look
sexy.
SSM: (with a deep breath) Why would you cut my towel?
Me: I needed it.
SSM: For what?
Me: To make a cover for the weighing scale.
SSM: Why my towel? And why on earth does the weighing scale
need a cover. I mean you don’t even use the damn weighing scale.
Me: Exactly my point. Because I do not use it, it needs to
be taken care of and hence the cover. And your towel was nice and soft; just exactly
right for the weighing scale.
SSM: That makes no sense.
Me: It will once you see the cover... Check this out
SSM: Fat to Fit! How innovative!
Me: You know I am bad with blog titles. Stop sneering.
SSM: This is not a blog. What is wrong with you?
I grunted and got back to my book. SSM walked to the wardrobe.
SSM: Hey I can’t find my grey trousers.
Me: Do you ever find anything around the house.
SSM: No, seriously, I can’t find them.
Me: Oh, the grey one?
SSM: Yes
Me: The one you look really good in.
SSM: Seriously? You never told me that.
Me: Well, Yes, you did look very good in them
SSM: Did? You said that in past tense?
Me: Erm, the grey trousers… I cut 'em up.
SSM: WTF
Me: You know I saw this really awesome quilt design made out
of old trousers. It was awesome. I just had to make it.
SSM: Those were not
old trousers. They were good ones.
Me: Exactly, they will make a good quilt.
SSM: You are insane
Me: I know. Erm… by the way, I also cut up your brown
trouser.
SSM: NO! WHAT! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
Me: Relax. You will not be upset once you get a glimpse of
the quilted bed sheet that I am making.
SSM: What the hell is that? Who is ever going to sleep on
that?
Me: Arre, it is not made yet. This is just a bit of it. It
will look awesome once made. And anyway one does not sleep on a bed sheet. One sleeps
on a bed cover. (The last line was not part of the conversation but just a few
days ago I went shopping for bed sheets, with a friend and that is where I learnt
the difference between a bed sheet and a bedcover. So, I am just showing off my
newly acquired knowledge. Ha!)
SSM: Are you mad? ARE YOU MAD? ARE. YOU. MAD?
Me: Relax! Why are you getting so worked up? You have enough
trousers and you will be buying more during Pujas. Come to think of it, I don’t
have a single trouser in my wardrobe.
SSM: Yes, you don’t. And that is because... you do not wear
them!
Me: I could wear a trouser if I had one.
SSM: (with a deep sigh) There is no point talking to you!
ME: You know, that towel is really not covering you up!
Hhahhahaha you are sooooo cute. :D
ReplyDeleteThis was crazy ... Oh, I loved the cover :)
I thought Poo was Vedi... But you just snatched the title from her. ROFLMAO!
ReplyDeletePoo has become sane. I had to take over. :D
Deletehahahahahaha...I hope he learns :P
ReplyDeleteBut I loved the fat to fit one.
How innovative indeed!
:D I hope too.
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha... so much of laughing is heard in my bedroom right now at 12 am. My laugh, of course.
ReplyDelete:D :D I am glad!
DeleteI do not approve of this. I sympathise with SSM. He is a very patient man.
ReplyDeleteThat, I agree.
DeleteROFL! Had me cracking up like crazy at office. I even let out a loud burp , just after lunch you see, excuse me! :$
ReplyDeleteCreatively hilarious post !!! :D
Loud burps are good! Keep burping! :D :D and welcome to my blog.
DeleteI loved this post. Haha poor SSM Da! :D
ReplyDelete:D yeah!
DeleteHilarious ! Of course, I'm sure I'd be in SSM's state if my better half decided to get "creative" - *Makes note never to show her this post* :)
ReplyDeleteYes, do not show this to your wife. I can be a very bad influence. :D Welcome to my blog.
DeleteHaha..... I hope he is not keeping his things under lock and key.... :-P
ReplyDeleteSo cute.. I must say he is really patient. The cover is really cute.
ReplyDeleteHa ha..Very creative...
ReplyDeleteYou keep on cutting trousers, pretty soon he'll be cutting ties.
ReplyDeleteTaar aage i shall be cutting neck ties... Loads to cut before he cuts the ties.
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