The rising, again.

This is a picture of my diary and not related to this post. I just wanted to flaunt it.

I was on my way back from work that day. I had almost reached home when SSM called me and asked me to wait since he was just around the corner.

I am glad he did that, otherwise I would have missed the most spectacular moment/vision of my life.

I was standing there and my eyes fell on some trash lying in a corner for the street. There was this plastic bag and suddenly it began to move. I knew what it was. I started recording it. Here is the video. Do watch it before you proceed.

Suddenly I realised that SSM was standing right behind me and I stopped recording. He was giving me a very weird look. (sometimes I really do not understand the looks he gives.)

SSM: Tell me, please, tell me that you have an extremely valid reason for video recording a pile of trash...

Me: That is no pile of trash... That's... That is the Dark Lord rising... again.

SSM: (taking a deep breath) You need to explain. You have been standing here recording trash, people have been stopping and staring trying to figure out what you are doing. Are you crazy?

Me: (taking a deep breath too) Did you not notice that plastic packet move? The Dark Lord, Lord Voldemort is rising again!

SSM: There is nothing moving there! Look! Nothing!

Me: Well, obviously it wouldn't move for you, you muggle!

SSM: Youv'e got Voldemort stuck in you head, weirdo!

Me: No, that would make me Quirinus Quirrell.

SSM: God! Save me!

Me: Even God can't save you if HE rises again. 

SSM: Oh crap!

Me: Listen, this is important. If Lord Voldemort does rise... I will have to go... Okay. You get that, right? You just take good care of Ri, alright. I will come back and take Ri with me when he is eleven.


SSM stared at me for a moment and then he just shook his head and walked away. I wonder why he asked me to wait if he just had to walk away. Weird guy! And I really hope that he starts taking important things, like Voldemort, seriously.